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Smoked

The act of one being so fuckin gay and stupid that they're smoked outta their mind.
C: Yo you hear that new song that Noah made?
J: Yeah that mo'fucker smoked.
by yourfatherlilboy July 28, 2022
mugGet the Smokedmug.

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021
mugGet the NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEMmug.

Smoking your deads

A form of dissing someones dead family members usually is a form of a blunt also usually used in an argument
Mugshot1885: "You a bitch"
Tiptoetuna11674: "Im smoking your deads in a big fat blunt pussy"
by Mikee73_ November 1, 2025
mugGet the Smoking your deadsmug.

Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.
them: That's why you get no bitches.
you: *Posts a out of context gif/picture also known as a "Smoke bomb Meme/GIF" to try and save face*
by anonymous February 3, 2022
mugGet the Smoke Bomb Meme/GIFmug.

Smoke Your Friend Out Day

Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day”

Carson: “oh word what does that mean”

Mark: “roll a doob”
by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021
mugGet the Smoke Your Friend Out Daymug.

Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.
Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .
by Captain A ron December 31, 2019
mugGet the Smoke my polemug.

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing
1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!
by pownism April 21, 2011
mugGet the Celtic Smokingmug.

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