Mr. Potato

mr. potato

someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool

Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"

mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"

issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"

David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"

Mr. Potato by sampras40 November 29, 2010

Kawaii Potato 

A person who is very cute, but will never be in a relationship.

Dan: Do you think I could get a date?
Tom: No! You're a damn kawaii potato.

Kawaii Potato by Dictionary9090909090909 May 15, 2016

Hot Potato 

Passing a puck or ball around at a frantic pace.

Wow that team is soo frantic.

they are passing it around like a hot potato

Hot Potato by De Knegt September 19, 2009

butt potato 

when your crap is the size of a potato

DAMN GIRL YOU GOT ONE HELL OF A BUTT POTATO!

butt potato by calvinwilliambailey April 2, 2011

pissed like a potato 

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.

"man, Im pissed like a potato."

pissed like a potato by KIKI274 September 15, 2007

Cheesy Potato 

New age form of describing a vagina. Often used when speaking of lesbians.

"Wait, is cheey potato the new word for vagina?"

Cheesy Potato by SaV January 8, 2005

Stage Potato 

Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.

"Hey can you see anything?"

"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"

Stage Potato by The Final Potato December 17, 2013