See also: "Eternal Suffering"
The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
1.
Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"
2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"
2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
by Le_Doctor_ November 13, 2017
Get the master pizzamug. An American brand of frozen pizza owned and distributed by Dr. Oetker, a German corporation, and sold in grocery stores in the Northeastern United States
In 1963, Ellio's Pizza was founded in the Long Island, New York town of Great Neck by Elias Betzios, George Liolis, and Manny Tzelios
by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
Get the Ellio's Pizzamug. Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
What do you want on your pizza?
We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?
No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?
No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
by rrearleii July 31, 2019
Get the pizza shakemug. To hold a woman by the waist with one hand, while holding her up with the other, while her legs are hung over one's shoulders, such as to hold her horizontally level with your face, to perform oral sex, while standing up.
by Pizz4_M4n August 13, 2025
Get the The Pizza Timemug. by JimmyJohn666_420 August 14, 2017
Get the Boneless Pizzamug. It's an italian food that contains round bread with tomato sauce, cheese and pineapple slices ONLY.
Pineapple is the main ingredient for a perfect italian pizza
Pineapple is the main ingredient for a perfect italian pizza
by RealIntellect February 9, 2024
Get the Pizzamug. A large letterbox-shaped hole in an internal wall found in swingers clubs. The human 'pizza' puts their upper body in the hole lying flat, leaving their naked lower body dangling down for any passer-by to do what they want with. An activiry for submissives.
by Northnurse July 29, 2022
Get the Pizza ovenmug.