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Peter Quistgard

A person of great due diligence. A giver and a taker; A patron saint that has created a throng of many a song.
Hi My name is Peter Quistgard. 200-00-OFLX1MOO
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 25, 2025
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Peter

Likes kids, goes by the nickname E, D, Peter.
I fucking hate Peter, he's the worst.
by PeterHater69 April 27, 2025
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Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.
Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!
by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025
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Peter Appreciation Day

Peter Appreciation Day takes place every July 7th. Peter is involved in the Mark Lore and is a dedicated bus driver. On this holiday, the song to listen to is No Buses by Arctic Monkeys.
Person one: “Hey, do you like Peter?”
Person two: “Yeah of course! And it’s July 7th so it’s Peter Appreciation Day!”
by Itsnotanf May 13, 2025
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Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.
"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."
by a18n May 18, 2025
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Peter

Peter is a airbender. He died gracefully
...
Hey, you know Peter.
Yeah.
Well he's dead.
The fire nation attacked.
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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peter griffin x lain

when peter griffin is uhhhh got that lain haircut vro he rockin dat LAIN HAirCUT
"AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
"peter griffin x lain, stfu vro"
by wzrd101 June 10, 2025
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