Straight Juiced Em!

when someone makes a joke or crack on someone else.
when someone "PWNs" someone or "OWNed" them in the form of a joke.
when you say something completely rediculous or out of context that in no way shape or form has anything to do with the conversation but you somehow make it a joke.

kid1: in order to beat the man, you gotta be the man
kid2: in order to beat the meat
you must know your limits
kid3: Straight Juiced Em!

by StraightJuicedEm! April 1, 2009

straight number system

the straight number system comes from the original word str8. that is the average. if something is really straight u can put str9 or if it like even str8r then u can put str(fitylevin) thats the highest cuz we all know u cant beat fitylevin.

damn that shit was str10000

by jerb March 31, 2005

Apollo is super straight

when apollo super NOT gay

person1: haha apollo is gay
person2:no, apollo is super straight

by Apollo1085 January 14, 2019

straight-up noon

Exactly 12:00 noon, on the dot. So called because both hands of an analog clock point "straight up" when it is precisely noon. "Straight-up midnight" is used the same way.

We had to be there at straight-up noon, and not a minute late.

by JCEG December 11, 2006

straight thug life

utterly cool, also to be a rebel

"man, dylan-keldsen is straight thug life! dudes like a rebel without a cause!"

by Maggy May April 10, 2008

brave straight man

A heterosexual male who is secure enough in his sexuality that he enjoys wearing somewhat flamboyant clothes and in good taste and is either not afraid of being called gay or doesn't care.

Wow, Stephanies boyfriend was wearing a pink shirt that had a embroidered flowers on it. Now thats a brave straight man.

by yeah...real men wear pink March 18, 2013

Straight Haired Nigger

This is what Puerto Ricans call other Puerto Ricans who are generally pieces of shit. It's like their version of calling a white person white trash or calling a black person a nigger and meant to be just as offensive. It's a good time to reflect on your life choices if someone from your own ethnicity rightfully wants to call you a nigger but can't only because you are not black and have straight hair.

Juan: Yo, Julio just impregnated that girl then moved to a different city!
Carlos: That's because Julio is a straight haired nigger.
Juan: ...and don't get me started on that crew that rapes girls getting off the bus, bunch of fucking straight hairs!

by Stillheart November 13, 2019