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Kirkmas

The day where all the most jolly and festive kirkified pieces of info come to life. This is also the day where Erika Kirk gives crazy head to J.D. Vance and gets absolutely violated by him.

“Merry Kirkmas! My gift to you is a cheating wife!”

by Jerb November 18, 2025

straight number system

the straight number system comes from the original word str8. that is the average. if something is really straight u can put str9 or if it like even str8r then u can put str(fitylevin) thats the highest cuz we all know u cant beat fitylevin.

damn that shit was str10000

by jerb March 31, 2005

Shreyarun

An urban legend described by the locals as a Stinky Degenerate beast that roams throughout schools hunting for little girls to devour. Specifically within Washington, the local school kids call him “the Big C” or translated as the “The Big Chud”.

I was going to take my infant daughter to preschool but I heard that Shreyarun was there.

by Jerb November 20, 2025