Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018

neck warrior

A T-shirt that has a stretched out neck

Yo! That shirt is done all stretched out… it’s a neck warrior

by Courtney geroro August 10, 2023

Neck Sacking

Neck Sacking – resting ones testicles on one’s partners’ neck whilst receiving fallacial attention. Practiced widely in Transylvania and Merthyr Tydfil.

"Wow, the part of your body that distinguishes your head from your torso is perfect for neck sacking Mfanwy".
Slight pause as Mfanwy clears her throat! Fnar fnar!
"Well thank you Count, perhaps you could decorate it with a lovely necklace for me".

by Busty Gus March 30, 2014

straight neck

A guy who has epic side burns!

Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?

by That guy from the tube September 27, 2014

Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets

Stiff neck reduces whiplash

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

Broke neck syndrome

When you sleep in a position that makes your neck hurt or partially immobile the next day.

God i hate these old pillows, every morning i wake up with broke neck syndrome.

by Robo2004 November 3, 2021

e neck

An oral sex act under water

“Kylie gave me such good e neck at the pool yesterday, too bad she almost drowned” “hell yeah dude punch it in!”

by McLean(a) May 28, 2025