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Jupiter (name)

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.
Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.

Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.
by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025
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hello my name is yahya

someone that has the name yahya is greeting you.
by xligmez May 14, 2024
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a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.
my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?
by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023
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[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck
by Fowlcer May 19, 2021
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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024
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