national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 3, 2021

National idiots day

December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots

Happy national idiots day dumbass

by Swagman252 May 18, 2021

National Japan Day

On September 4th japan shall be talked about for the rest of week such as history, culture and extra. You shall watch a movie, and/or animes if you like it or not,

National Japan Day is on september 4th my teacher talked about japan even for the rest of the week, i was so happy!

by bigbootiecheeks May 20, 2021

national bromance day

The day of appreciating your friends or you’ll die!!! it’s may 23rd because erin said so and what i say is law

Erin has no friends but they celebrate national bromance day anyway.

by bigmommymilkers24 May 23, 2021

National no maths day.

The poor students in set three maths don’t feel like working today so this is our attempt at convincing our teacher that it’s no maths day. Wish us luck.

“Gosh I really don’t feel up to trig graphs today”
“Don’t worry it’s national no maths day!”
“Hey miss! It’s National no maths day.”

by sieisfunny May 26, 2021

National Brendan Day

A day dedicated to worlds best streamer/tiktoker/sexy influencer Brendan aka lefty the day for it is August 27th

I love National Brendan Day

by Tagzyy June 3, 2021

national PJ day

national pj is pj's bday,, which means they get a whole day for themself for being the best lover <3

Guy 1: "hey today is national pj day!"
Guy 2: "wtf is that"

by kentoship June 8, 2021