“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”
“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”
“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”
by MagayHomies January 29, 2024
Get the mud toesmug. 
Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.
Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?
Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?
Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???
by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018
Get the Mud snailmug. by NvZbLe May 18, 2017
Get the Mud Collarmug. The worst definition of a dirt leg. A Mud Leg will give up every hole and crevice on her body to either sex. Man, woman, or both at once for dope or heroin.
The cyclops bitch is nothing but a mud Leg she will do anyone or anything for methamphetamines or heroin.
by Jaded56 August 24, 2023
Get the Mud Legmug. The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
Get the Mystery Muddingmug. i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.
by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015
Get the Mud Piemug.