Michael Phelps 

smokin fast, smokin pot

When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?

Michael Phelps by braze February 27, 2010

Michael Wayne 

A Michael Wayne is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is sweet, funny, kind and caring. He will never ever let you down and he is too good for you. He does everything in his power to please you. Michaels are beautiful, handsome, and loyal. He will commit to you for a lifetime and beyond. A Michael loves to eat and game online, but he will say he loves his girlfriend more than anything else, and you should believe him, even though he is crazy. He will waste gas on driving you around and generously buy you clothes and meals. A Michael is a special person, and
If you meet one, always keep him close.

Amanda: I love Michael Wayne, and I am NEVER letting him go!

Michael Wayne by Am@nda September 24, 2011

Michael Phelps 

The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.

Dude, since Michael Phelps gets high, it shouldn't be illegal.

Michael Phelps by B18 February 7, 2009

michael phelps 

A celebrity who gets photographed token on a bong and then has a small town sheriff go after him!

"Paris Hilton totally got Michael Phelpsed after that DUI!"

michael phelps by Cocky Sanchez February 4, 2009

Michael Bolton 

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.

I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.

Michael Bolton by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005

Michael Douglas 

Term used when a gentleman hasn't washed his genitals or "dirty dick", and attempts to put his genitals in his or her mouth trying to give throat cancer.

I'm seeing my side piece tonight after playing basketball. Bout to Michael Douglas that bitch since my balls are dirty.

Michael Douglas by Mase79ers July 17, 2013

michael shields 

lad who was jailed for twatting a barman in turkey

michael shields got 15 years
hanging out with the turkish queers
5 years and no parole
shields is gunna have a soar arsehole

michael shields by michael shields mother yes i hate him aswell December 9, 2008