Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 March 25, 2016

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?

I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.

by OccasionalEnglishLearner March 27, 2016

Mud in the Nud

When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.

Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.

Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”

by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022

mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 28, 2017

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 13, 2024

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 02, 2018

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 08, 2017