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John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him
by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021
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Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017
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alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
People love making out with Alvie John.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
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John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
by QuakBro June 15, 2023
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john brycer

A person that has a low grasp of development skills.
Oh my gosh, you're not using try-catch, you're such a john brycer!
by HodedaBiceps August 20, 2023
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