lol job

THe man tells you funny jokes and you try not to laugh while you suck his dick

Guy 1: Dude, totally got a lol job last night from emma
Guy 2: how was it?!?!
Guy 1: Well, i think it was good. I made her laugh, but then she gagged all over me.

by G-zus1234 January 9, 2011

Ink Job

The act of giving a blow job while receiving a tattoo

Kari: dude, I totally just did an ink job!
Sara: what's an ink job?
Kari: I have my tattoo artist a blow job while I was getting my tattoo done!

by J.Dogg. November 14, 2011

snort job

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

job seeker

Holds a sign saying willing to work with another in window behind him says help wanted think freeway off ramp

Willing to work for food is what the sign says so u offer em $5 to wash ur tires and they say piss off but through a few coins in the mug and offer no work big smile is what the job seeker gives in return

by Tirdwrstlr May 6, 2014

Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011

Inside Job

When you're balls deep in a girls turd cutter and she starts fingering herself in her coochie, thus creating a rubbing motion through the vaginal wall which jerks your cock off. Hence, the Inside Job.

Girl: "Oh boy, I love it when you're in my ass"
Guy: "How bout you give me a little Inside Job baby?"
Girl: "Okay, but after you finish your homework sweetie."

by definictionary May 22, 2015

Knee Job

Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.

'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'

by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014