Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 4

The that that the best queen of the fucking word was born

Paula Gallo, the queen of Argentina, was born on the January 4th

by Pitogordo345 October 16, 2019

Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

january 17

n word day everyone can say the n word

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-

by boboballs October 11, 2021

05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

january 25

national girls confess their feelings day

Girls ask him out!!! It’s January 25

by 5737363 January 24, 2022

January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss

January 2 is the day kiss

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020