jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases

My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.

by fat jungo March 3, 2019

Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.

"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.

by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019

Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.

Jake and Abraham Lincoln.

by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022

Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.

A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”

by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.

Do you see that Jake over there?? ya he’s a cheater you should run!!

by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020

Jake

An ashole who will never be a good friend but a woman beater

Guy1 : what happened to that girl. guy2: Jake beat him up

by Your mum gay October 29, 2018