Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

pizza that ass

Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.

Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass

by dabigmoist August 19, 2017

ass dancer

A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.

man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".

by Kaiser Vinny April 6, 2006

ass me

when one inists on being fucked in the ass and no other way

man, all i want my boyfriend to do is to ass me

by stalker - bitch - porch monkey July 5, 2008

cry ass

A person who can't seem to fatham that things aren't going there way, so they whine about it.

I wish Tom would shut the hell up and just do his job, he's such a cry ass!

by Adumb Maxfield December 11, 2007

Get Ass

Phrase referring to getting any type of action, normally taking place at a party/large gathering.

Usually meaning to give or receive in the form of a kiss, either as a sign of love, sexual desire, admiration, or greeting.
Almost always casual, but some hope that it will eventually lead to something more serious.

Reb: God T, tonight was too good... That party was too whack....Did you get ass?
Tori: Ah unfortunately no ass tonight. But I heard Shane is having a pretty intense party tomorrow. Gonna try to get some ass there.
Reb: That's smart, There should be a lot of potential ass there.

by T13R January 5, 2017