a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.
a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot
a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot
jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
A liberal-arts university located in Aliso Viejo, CA. Often considered a Buddhist school, SUA claims to be "diverse, student-centered, and humanistic." Considering that the school is barely 9 years old during the writing of this definition, it remains to be seen if it will live up to it's ambitious standards.
According to students, SUA is the "home of the weird".
The school mascot is the lion.
According to students, SUA is the "home of the weird".
The school mascot is the lion.
by suplotus April 14, 2010
The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.
Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
by impartial_derivative April 06, 2015
by Holla April 08, 2005
Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
by FiZz CoLa June 22, 2015
A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.
“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
by Kozie October 30, 2021
The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.
by krugsie September 04, 2014