mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018

mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.

Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show

by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023

Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.

My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide

by Dandownhill February 9, 2025

Mud

Noun
/mo͞od/

-pronounced the same way as mood
-another way of saying mood; a shortcut of saying mood

“Lol, this chat is very mud.”

by lolwhatok May 15, 2019

mud slippers

the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.

i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.

by saltycreamfest September 20, 2016

Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.

Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.

by Gremisius July 13, 2024