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Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
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five round hustle

"you guys down for a five round hustle?"
by hoesquad October 22, 2017
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Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.
by billythepunk February 14, 2021
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
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Fist to five

Fist to five is a phrase commonly used in school classrooms, mostly of younger ages. This is a rating system that is used to describe how fondly a group of people is on a certain thing. A fist being the worst or least liked and a 5 bring good or the most positive.
Okay class, from fist to five how do you feel about the test?

Jon I held up a 5 because I think I’m going to ace the test!
by TTV Proove January 6, 2019
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five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers
A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO
by noob_pixels June 28, 2024
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