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Facebook Holocaust

The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.
"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"

Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
by jbjohnso January 21, 2012
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Facebook Challenge

A challenge for all those that are addicted to Facebook and trying to ween off of it. The person must go 15 days without checking Facebook, and see if they feel different after the time period is over. TAKE THE FACEBOOK CHALLENGE!
David Gonzalez says: IM TAKING THE FACEBOOK CHALLENGE! SEE YOU IN 15 DAYS!
by TheTruth3 June 20, 2010
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Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
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Facebook popular

One whom talks and flirts with others on the Facebook website. Usually a nobody in real life. More than likely made to make jokes about on the site. Photo usually appears on reddit later in life.
"She is disgusting. Why would she post a photo of herself with her ratchet boyfriend online, and why is it getting so facebook popular?"
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."
by Ermargurd! December 8, 2012
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Facebook Slut

An individual who frequently adds people on Facebook whom they have never met.
"Damn... 2,000 Facebook friends? There's no way he knows that many people... What a Facebook Slut."
by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013
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Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.
Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
by DayumDude February 18, 2011
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