Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.
“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”
by m a n i a c June 13, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.
by johndoemyass August 27, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025
Get the Ethan housermug. Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. 