by lolega rweg June 20, 2019

A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.
by Glonk the chonk October 10, 2018

Hot and sexy guy that gets all your girls in one bed. He gets the whole house shaking every day and night. His penis is compared to a stretch limo. He can get your girl with one word.
I'm with Dylan.
by SaltThe Wound May 21, 2019

Dylan is a guy every body loves, but sometimes can be a big dumb ass. He loves every body but goes harsh on people he hates. He can eat every thing in the house in one sitting. He loves animals, especially dogs. he has many girls on him but only loves one. WENDY. and has a harsh language.
by Clouds8080 May 7, 2019

by ipeggedurfather January 26, 2022

If your name is Dylan, you are the most sexiest man on earth. Every girl dreams to be with you forever. You will have a life with a lot of money and friends. And you will and up with the most beautifull women who is your girlfriend since you were 17. You will live a happy life with your wife, 2 childeren and your 2 dogs.
by dwowjwam November 22, 2021
