Garage Drunk 

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

Garage Drunk by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

RIV DRUNK 

That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.

"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"

RIV DRUNK by 98Dynasty April 11, 2019

kombucha drunk 

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

kombucha drunk by izeze April 16, 2019

Oliver drunk 

When you’re so drunk you take a nap on the sidewalk and fall on your face

Dude, I was so Oliver drunk last night I was dancing la cucaracha at a Irish pub.

Oliver drunk by Oliver drunk June 29, 2019

Time Drunk 

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

Time Drunk by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019

punch-drunk 

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.

One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.

punch-drunk by QuacksO August 13, 2019

Professional drunk 

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

Professional drunk by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019