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david rivers

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"
by Donk Danner June 27, 2017
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David

He's the sexiest guy on earth. His Body is strong like Adonis. His voice dark. He's also the best man when it comes to s*x. He has a huge cock and knows how to use. He will make you wet so fast and you will get an orgasm you never reached before.
But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.

You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
Ahh David you're making me cum.

I love you David, you always listen to my problems.
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David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)
Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!
by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017
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david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018
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David ronan

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan
by David ronan February 28, 2018
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david akulis

david akulis is the weirdest person you will ever meet. he doesn't really get a lot of girls, but when he has a girlfriend, he doesn't know what to do.
david akulis gets them hoes
by Jsjabcsms March 6, 2018
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David Whitworth

strong boxer future billionair sexy and handsome hes everything good but he is also an alpha werewolf who will kill anyone who gets in his way
by mayor brent May 12, 2018
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