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Chicken Necking 

The process in which one whips out their dick and vigorously shakes it at another individual while proclaiming, "Chicken Neck," in a humorous fashion.
Ronald: Hey, Colonel, what's up?
Colonel Sanders: *Whips out junk and begins to shake it at Ronald* CHICKEN NECK!
Ronald: You're a sick fuck, Colonel Sanders, always Chicken Necking me...

Chicken lips 

A phrase for calling somebody a slut or whore
Chicken lips by Nathanael May 13, 2005

Chicken and Waffles 

Having sex while cooking breakfast and someone burns themself on a hot surface such as a waffle iron or griddle.
Michael got a real surprise this morning when Jan brought him chicken and waffles!

chicken of the sea 

It's tuna like the above person had said, if you think chicken of the sea is a chicken that can swim, you need to run through the garden and commit suicide in front of all the orchids. Seriously.
Rosemary: Can I have "chicken of the sea" please?
Waiter: What's that? Is it a chicken that can swim, then no sorry ma'am we only have tuna sandwiche and chicken chop
Rosemary: Why you $%#^%$^$&^&^ Barrrgh!!!

Chicken pie 

Chicken is commonly used as an affectionate term to describe one's partner.

When combined with 'pie' as is explained in examples within Urban Dictionary:
"A female, or female sex organ, as in 'pussy pie'."

Gets you 'Chicken-pie' the tastiest pie around.
Just nipping round to our lass's for some sweet chicken pie.
Chicken pie by James 66 September 15, 2006

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.
"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"
chicken spanker by uberconservative September 19, 2008