Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.

1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."

by Blelvis August 2, 2020

Dumpster Biscuit

A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.

Can you battle buddy me outside, my Dumpster biscuits just arrived.

by moyyom December 13, 2024

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 11, 2025

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023