Ass Fault

When a dog or human has to shit on a paved road because they could not make it to an appropriate location in time.

I was so embarassed today while walking with Ms. Foo Foo Bottom, she had an ass fault and started crapping in the middle of the street in front of all the people sipping their Latte on the outside patio of the coffee shop.

by Lowrider Corgi March 4, 2016

Dummy ass

An adjective that means very or extremely. Used mostly in the bay area.

Me: Shit it is cold

Jesus: It is dummy ass cold bro.

by Bayareafoshobro February 28, 2010

cry ass

A person who can't seem to fatham that things aren't going there way, so they whine about it.

I wish Tom would shut the hell up and just do his job, he's such a cry ass!

by Adumb Maxfield December 11, 2007

Ass Punk

When a man is sodmized.

George Bush was ass punked by Dick Cheney.

by PrimordialWarlock December 15, 2008

Get Ass

Phrase referring to getting any type of action, normally taking place at a party/large gathering.

Usually meaning to give or receive in the form of a kiss, either as a sign of love, sexual desire, admiration, or greeting.
Almost always casual, but some hope that it will eventually lead to something more serious.

Reb: God T, tonight was too good... That party was too whack....Did you get ass?
Tori: Ah unfortunately no ass tonight. But I heard Shane is having a pretty intense party tomorrow. Gonna try to get some ass there.
Reb: That's smart, There should be a lot of potential ass there.

by T13R January 5, 2017

worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.

Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby

by Big Earn November 5, 2005

Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015