butt taps

Just little taps on the but, not slaps but nice taps.

Don't slap my butt but please just give me butt taps

by The Rainbow That Heals The Wor May 6, 2018

ruby’s butt

Flat and squishy

You have a ruby’s Butt it’s so flat and jijjly

by YOLOomglel May 10, 2018

Butt Phone

A butt phone is a device used by technicians (and rarely ever home users) working on telecommunications networks to diagnose issues within the communications systems.

All the numbered buttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. Hence, the term butt phone.

Example 1:
Technician: "I have my butt plugged into the line"

Example 2:

Technician: "I love my butt phone"

by HotWater May 21, 2012

butt scrunchie

Another word for the hole humans poop out of.

"Emily Johnson's butt scrunchie has lost its elasticity due to lots of use"

by YahHans January 13, 2014

Butt slit

Similar to a butt hole (aka: anus) a butt slit is what occurs when a man has had so much anal sex, or many big objects in their anal cavity, that the anus is no longer a hole, but instead becomes a slit.

I hate when guys on Grindr send me pictures of their butt slits.

by bluechrome4u November 27, 2017

butt band

the sphinxter muscle or your butthole.

"oh my lord, jim, i bruised my butt band & it hurts to shit." - whore

"well, we shouldn't have done the dooty in the booty last night." - retarded whore lover

by weedman van blunt February 14, 2009

butt mug

To lose ones dignity and possesions simeltanously, via a brutal act of sodomy.

to lose ones wallet and A.V in one instance. A theif and rapist could be accused of this hianus violation. WE CONDEM ALL BUT MUGGING SCUM.

by Jutler June 6, 2004