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Carrot Kid

The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.
"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire
by leo3375 September 22, 2009
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Thai kid

Gay mother fucker who will try to take you girl but will fail and they are fucking annoying when you play video games
He is a Thai kid
by Boii get that out of here December 16, 2019
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Desh kid

a desh kid is a person who is stupid and acts like a idiot
Kid: why r u such a desh kid
parent: clean ur room now
by therealslimsadiestaffors October 10, 2019
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stray kids

Adorable but crazy,like a monkey one second their the cutest thing you’ve ever seen next their jumping on the ceiling.
Associates with clowns.

Side note-they can sing better that i can in my imagination
person:”I’ve had so much coffee i’m almost stray kids”
stay:”Oh trust me you still have a gallon of coffee to go before you reach that level.”
by Gotta be me October 30, 2020
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kid toucher

someone who touches little boys for enjoyment that are named Josh
by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020
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trashcan kid

in a public setting of; such as a lunchroom or public courtyard, or food court, those who frequent the establishment who consistently sit next to the trashcans who then take on the appearance of the trashcans i.e. not showering or showing any interest in bathing period. Also who have a obsession with hackysack. Often are led by a single older individual, who the others idolize. Share common traits as a goth
person 1: who the hell are all these people?
person 2: they are trashcan kids they multiply like crazy (insert name) is there leader the others follow him
by ReluctantEagle February 22, 2009
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Fortnite Kid

A small child who plays fortnite
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.

And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
Person 1: Have u seen that fat ginger kid.
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
by RyanIsSleepy August 22, 2021
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