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Dylan

Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
by iGibby April 15, 2020
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joshua dylan thomas

Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
by Nnnnaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee123 November 11, 2017
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dylan castro

Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida
by Crist bow May 23, 2021
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Dylan Striebel

A fagot with no friends and usually over weight and hates alcohol.
by Bill shmill February 3, 2017
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Dylan

Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.
Wow, Dylan's cock is so huge I bet Gabe wants to suck it.
by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022
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Dylan

Being defined Dylan is big wide kid that likes boys
by Bigdylangay November 6, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan is an EXTREMELY hot and smexy man that pulls hot bitches and boys. he is usually good at golf and Minecraft.
Have you met Dylan? He is so hot!
by Sheepdogz3773 April 19, 2023
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