Ed Zachery Disease

Very nasty disease that prevents women from getting dates or having sex. This was coined by Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese sex therapist.

Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachery Disease."
Ed Zachery Disease? What's that?"
"Vewy sad. It's when your face rook Ed Zachery rike your ass."

Also see Butterface, or ButHerFace

by TimmyH September 8, 2006

Zachary

An incredibly inspirational piece of art. He looks emotionless on the outside, but is full of love on the inside. He can be doubtful, but he will never be doubtful of the feelings he has for you. He makes you feel like you are the most amazing person in the world as well as the most beautiful. Once you have him, you will never want to let him go. He is the stunningly handsome with the eyes of a god and gorgeous hair. You can have deep conversations with him one minute and then just sit in silence the next. There is no shortage of love from him. He always has open arms that are wonderful to fall into.

Maggie: Zachary is so amazing!
Elise: I know, right?!
Maggie: I never want to leave him!

by hipstacoolkid June 6, 2015

Zachary

the most charming young man you could ever meet, usually very athletic. Very aggressive and knows how to treat a lady. Never pass up the chance to get to know this one of a kind sexy beast.

"Bro, that dude's gotta firm butt!" He must be a Zachary.
"He treats me like i'm a princess." Yep, that's Zachary for ya.

by ztw October 8, 2011

Zachary Vance Hlavac

a star in the making!

Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!

by Fiercee#1 April 5, 2009

Zachary

the sleaziest peace of crap you will ever meet probably runs a cult ( btw i do ) Called MEMOLOGY.

That guy Zachary perty kewl

by DA PULP March 8, 2019

Zachary

The most amazing person in the world, fun to be around, cool; just overall a cool person

Zachary did something amazing, like always.

by TheBestRetroGamer14 February 8, 2015

Zach

the greatest guy someone will ever know. he is funny cute charming and hilarious. always can make you happy no matter what is wrong.

Zach: Hey is something wrong?

You: Yea...

Zach: What is it?

You: Just school and everything...

Zach: Well those people can just be stupid sometimes, tthey sometimes can't see whats on the inside that counts. Not your looks.

You: Yea that is true...

Zach: You need a hug?

You: Yes

Zach: Did that help?

You: Yes it did...Alot.

by prezgirl 89 February 5, 2010