Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.

Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?

by jo pig August 7, 2021

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

Retarded way of spelling words in an IM conversation, internet places etc properly..all the examples are listed below this definition.
Also called "No0b Writing" over Internet.
Also theres a big difference between words like "lol, btw,brb, wb etc.."

Cause-cuz
Because-bcuz
anyways-n e wayz
little-lil
asian-azn
cool-kewl
Ok-Okie
my-maah
I dont know- I dunno
something-sumthin
someone-sum1

by Someone_who_knows_how_to_spell_correctly May 13, 2005

Hybrid Writing

writing that is a mix of cursive and retard.

That's not and N, its a hybrid writing M.

by Poopy doodoo head July 6, 2011

gods waiting room

The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.

None inflammitory.

Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room.
Im sorry to hear that.
Thanks yo.

by QuickCheck April 17, 2006

Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible

by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010

Waiting list

when a girl is in a relationship with someone else of which she doesn't wholeheartedly want to commit to and everyone knows you and her will get together after it's all ended.

I would be with her, but I am currently in the waiting list

by Tousead May 7, 2016

Lady in Waiting

A title or position in a friend or relative’s wedding who really do not want in the actual wedding party.

Girl, no, I am not a bridesmaid. I am the “Lady in Waiting”.

by T Real! November 15, 2020