wisconsin handshake

The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.

I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.

by Totallynottom August 6, 2022

wisconsin omelet

When a male wraps his penis in cheddar cheese and he inserts it into a females asshole that has a picture of a cow drawn on it. Also known as a Wisconsin Grilled Cheese.

Bruh, did you see that girl's ass? I'd love to give her a wisconsin omelet!

by Mastermancreep12 April 20, 2016

Wisconsin Tumor

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.

Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!

by Mkeah August 20, 2012

Wisconsin sunburn

When a male, during sexual activities unloads semen onto his partners chest, then the partner must go outside and tan, they semen will then create a very neat tan line

"Woah Becky cool tan line where did you get it?"
"Me and my boyfriend did a Wisconsin sunburn"

by Bushfire September 2, 2015

Wisconsin Shot

When you take a shot of any cheap whiskey and chase it with cheese wiz (cheese out of a can)

Deanna took a Wisconsin Shot after the Green Bay Packers scored a touchdown.

We got so fucked up last night off of Wisconsin Shots, I shat cheese this morning.

by "Whiskey" Richard Frankfurter November 14, 2011

Wisconsin Bod

Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill

"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"

by Big Headed Midget June 28, 2016

Wisconsin Willyjob

when 2 lesbians are making out and you stick your dick in between their mouths shaking your cock back and forth

Hey ladies wanna go back to my house and give me a wisconsin willyjob

by jk123456 May 9, 2009