Wisconsin Long Ass

A distinct type of ass mainly found on women from Wisconsin.

There was tons of that great Wisconsin Long Ass at Summerfest this year. Life in Wisconsin is all about Packers, Miller Lite, and Long Ass. Who invited all the Wisconsin Long Ass to the party?

Wisconsin Long Ass by Sir J August 8, 2007

Wisconsin Hanky

Having sex with a block of cheese until ejaculation, and then having another person eat said cheese.

"I knew Julia was crazy, but last night she let me give her a Wisconsin Hanky!"

Wisconsin Hanky by naynay85 September 14, 2015

wisconsin aids 

You are lactose intolerant and live in Wisconsin

I cant eat cheese because I got Wisconsin aids

wisconsin aids by jds5 November 10, 2017

Wisconsin musket loader 

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader

Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader

Wisconsin musket loader by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020

Wisconsin Wishing Well 

During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen

Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!

Wisconsin Wishing Well by SillyGoose3086 April 20, 2020

Wisconsin Driver 

A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:

-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source

Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!

Wisconsin Driver by Angry Chicagoan April 9, 2011

Wisconsin Option 

A yes or no question at the end of a sentence forcing the person to answer with strictly yes or no, but is only given the "no" as an option, however, they could answer yes. Most often, people give a protracted answer instead of just giving a yes or no. This is primarily posed in conversations in Wisconsin, however, it is also found in other states and provinces of Canada. It is thrown around willy-nilly unwittingly by the interrogator in the conversation.

Do you work for Associated Financial group OR NO?

Do you think Brett Favre is a pussy since he retired and came back like a drama queen OR NO?

(Wisconsin option)

Wisconsin Option by gipnfdl October 16, 2008