When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.
Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'
Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'
Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011
Get the Bearded Bitchmug. A beard made up of short, thin, usually curly hair. Resembles pubic hair. Typically grown by teenagers and men in their early 20s.
Did you see Steve's pube beard? It looks like pubes growing out of his face. He needs to shave that thing.
by TheGuyWhoisAwesome March 15, 2009
Get the Pube Beardmug. Great Movie
By Odin's Beard That was a great movie
*Swerves to miss a dear in the road* By Odin's Beard is everyone alright?
Great Sex
By Odin's Beard... BEST.. SEX..EVER...
By Odin's Beard That was a great movie
*Swerves to miss a dear in the road* By Odin's Beard is everyone alright?
Great Sex
By Odin's Beard... BEST.. SEX..EVER...
by J.W.Kroy November 28, 2013
Get the by odin's beardmug. A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.
by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005
Get the hobo beardmug. by j r lang January 13, 2008
Get the bearded clammug. A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.
Do you have a scrotum beard?
Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016
Get the scrotum beardmug.