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Wiener Stand

A variation on an idea of a "keg stand." The giver is inverted in the position of a keg stand, but instead of beer, a wiener is inserted into said givers mouth.

A "raise the roof" motion of the receiver's hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.

*May require use of safety spotter. However solo efforts are commendable.
"Dude, I totally took home that gymnast last night from the JV meet."
"Did she mount and tumble your junk?"
"Oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!"
"HELL YEAH"
by Gymnast Lover December 14, 2009
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Wiener booger

The mucousy, viscous, pre-cum ejaculate from a male schlong.
Jason blew his wiener booger into Destiny’s pussy and wondered if she could still get pregnant.
by Studly Hungwell May 30, 2018
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wiener schnitzle

A person who acts stupid and everyone makes fun of him for it(translation: weiner sandwhich)
David is a fucking wiener schnitzle for trying to fuck my car.
by mike-d January 3, 2004
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Poop Wiener

A wiener or penis or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as poop or dookie or cacaz or shit or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as anal sex or messy shitting or pooping out of your mouth and sucking your penis simultaneously. Also running with your birthday suit on and falling face...penis first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. The poopy may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. When poop occurs in the peehole, it is then called "Poopy-Peehole." This may result in a "Poopy-Peehole infection," or "Bumbum Rash."
This usually occurs within the Jew population, since Jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. Certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.
"I got poop all over my wiener and now I have a poop wiener", said Dan after getting poop all over his weiner.

"Oh balls, I fell in poop and now its on my wiener....... and my balls." John said.
by PoopWienerMD December 19, 2009
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wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.
I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.
by Kiperovski October 18, 2016
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inbetweener wiener

the perfect sized penis for a person on the penetrated side of sex, differs from person to person
Goldilocks found the perfect inbetweener wiener after trying one that was too big and one that was too small.
by ToBePerfCandid December 21, 2020
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Wiener Extract

Wiener Extract is the gooey juice you get after milking a man. Wiener Extract is often used in the making of baby’s and cooking.
by Wiener boy July 13, 2020
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