Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.
I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.
by Le Emme February 21, 2011
Get the Machiavellian Wheel-barrow mug.n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:
Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.
by Jtime2 February 24, 2009
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An extremely rare scenario in which you, the single person, are stuck in a group of three touchy-feely, lovey-dovey couples. Nearly impossible, but stranger things have happened. Similar to a third wheel, only doubled.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you wanna come hang out with my girlfriend, Guy 2 and his girlfriend, and Guy 3 and his girlfriend?"
Guy 4: "I don't think so. I'm not gonna be your seventh wheel."
Guy 1: "Then get yourself a girlfriend. I'm sure you can find a girl that loves guys who cry during sex."
Guy 4: "I don't think so. I'm not gonna be your seventh wheel."
Guy 1: "Then get yourself a girlfriend. I'm sure you can find a girl that loves guys who cry during sex."
by Genericist July 13, 2009
Get the Seventh wheel mug.A human like species, subjected to redacule because of the simple fact they are are blacker then my burnt toast when I'm in a white man rush and more handicap than a downsydrome quadrapladric. Closest species is the house hold dog.
Tom: "hey Gary is Gunther coming for a beer tonight?"
Gary: "nahhh that cunt went full wheelchair nigger"
Gary: "nahhh that cunt went full wheelchair nigger"
by Dyldo ballbaginz September 8, 2015
Get the wheelchair nigger mug.When a couple becomes bored with their relationship and begins to constantly "hang out" with a "friend" together and thinks this friend is the coolest thing ever. Both people in the relationship crush on the friend, usually unknowingly at first. A third wheel crush requires at least one bi or gay person on the couple's side.
As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.
If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.
As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.
If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.
Friend #1: "John and Mary text me every day asking if I want to go over to their house and hang out. And then each of them will invite me to go eat out without the other being there, like they're taking me on a date. If they weren't together I'd think they both had a thing for me."
Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."
Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."
by Aune February 23, 2009
Get the Third Wheel Crush mug.Where one person hangs out with two people who are dating in situations and places where couples usually hang out like at the movies or at restaurants.
Third wheelers make the situation extremely awkward for a couple to show affection towards each other or talk about things pertaining to their relationship.
Third wheelers also invade time with potential couples. Usually they are invited to hang out because of pity and consideration. It is also awkward for the one who unintentionally becomes the third wheel when the couple sort of distances themselves from them so that they can do things as a couple.
Third wheelers make the situation extremely awkward for a couple to show affection towards each other or talk about things pertaining to their relationship.
Third wheelers also invade time with potential couples. Usually they are invited to hang out because of pity and consideration. It is also awkward for the one who unintentionally becomes the third wheel when the couple sort of distances themselves from them so that they can do things as a couple.
I'm not going to the movies with you guys tonight, I don't want to be a third wheel. It is like watching a poorly scripted romance movie!
by PTrockstar92 June 29, 2011
Get the Third Wheel mug.the 5th wheel is the spare wheel attatched to the back of a slab. the 5th completes the slab. without it you are not ridin slab. it can often be seen in a tilted or "reclined" position.
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