shit wax

The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind

(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!

by fat sum March 18, 2008

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

wax lyrical

To talk about something with a lot of interest and excitement

Heidi loves to wax lyrical about the size of Seal's dick.

by suckonmykugelsack October 21, 2010

wax that booty

havin' sex doggy style with a little spankin involved

do the duty wax that booty

by shablam kaplowee November 30, 2005

wax the gibbous

To perform fellatio during one's period. Used especially if the period falls between the first half and full moon phases.

Dude, when I get home, my girlfriend is going to wax my gibbous.

by Nyarlathotep February 18, 2004

Brazilian Wax

An extremely painful way of removing most of one's pubic hair (pubes)

Jeremy : Kelly had a Brazilian Wax done yesterday.
Kyle : Jill told me. SHe said it really hurt.

by iiLoveeYouu-x May 20, 2008

Australian Wax

A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.

Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'”

Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”

by LordMaster May 22, 2008