tattoo worthy

a term for a status a band has reached, in other words meaning legendary, that they will not grow old and are down in the books for good as a tattoo of them will last you the rest of your days.

john: put some pink floyd on mate you cant go wrong, they are tattoo worthy.

mansfield: dude i wanna get a new tat
eric: get a zeppelin one man they are tattoo worthy.

jack: check my new tat bro!
adam: what the fuck were you thinking, backstreet boys are definately not tattoo worthy, that gay ones face is gonna be on your left buttock for the rest of your sorry life.

by dunzel June 8, 2007

WANK-WORTHY

something that is good enough to flip over and bang, preferrably a subaru impreza or a well fit girl that the closest tou'll come to is tossing over

dude, jordan is well wankworthy

by BRADLEY FLYNN December 17, 2003

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008

reverse warthog

the position in which someone is being fucked from behind (either male on female, female on female, male on male, or female on male) and the sender reaches up and over the receiver's head and sticks the index and middle fingers of their hand in the nostrils of the receiver and pulls back forcefully.

The term is given it's name due to the noise the receiver will make and the thrashing that will occur after the move has been performed.

"Don't you ever give me the reverse warthog again or I'll bite your dick off!"

by JBut December 25, 2007

firth worthy

A female with mad skills which are too legit to quit, they might as well be ballin, with their crazy sexiness they're just gettin it, this girl is all together, they're confident and their favorite drinks are either alcohol the favorite or chocolate milk..but they don't drink them together. Occasionally go on DQ runs and perfers to eat mac n cheese.

Damn that girl is a dime piece she's almost firth worthy

by N20 December 25, 2009

Reddit Worthy

An item that will not get downvoted into utter oblivion and has the ability to rake in loads of glorious, supple karma once posted to the front page of the internet, known only as reddit.

Derp: "Holy sassafraz Derpo, look over there, its a black jewish midget on 10ft stilts holding a pipe and petting a very fat cat!"

Derpo: "That is totally reddit worthy. Quickly take a picture before he shape shifts back to Oz!"

by TERRORMOTO July 22, 2012

Piss worthy

Worth urinating on yourself. Funny or exciting enough to piss on yourself and not care.

That comedian is piss worthy. My blind date was piss worthy.

by AChase September 7, 2006