wakestock

A wakeboarding and music festival held in july in Abersoch, Wales. A meeting place of all wakeboarders in the UK. AMAZING.

'Are you going to reading this year?'
'Nah, I'm going to WAKESTOCK!!!'

by Emily Zed May 11, 2007

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Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012

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wake up with the chickens

This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."

I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005

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Wake. Bake. Steak.

The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.

"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."

by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009

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wazemed

'wazemed' is the new wrecked which was the new rolled which was the new burned- in other words, it is said when somebody loses status in front of their peers. It is generally accompanied by a hand gesture- the fist is displayed, the thumb and small finger are stuck out, and the fist is shook at the person for whom the 'wazemed' was intended.

Teacher: Why didn't you do the homework?
Student: There was none.
Teacher: Oh... crap.
Student: WAZEMED!

by John Gadsden September 1, 2005

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