Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 15, 2009
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Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
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vertical Big mac

A very fat vagina
I bet she has one of those vertical big macs
by CountVonfingerbang August 24, 2015
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Vertical scrolling rhythm games (also known as VSRG) are a type of rhythm games where notes scroll (usually) top to bottom and land on the judgment line where they are hit.
Beatmania IIDX is a Vertical scrolling rhythm game better known for it's dense beatmaps mapped over 7 keys and a scratch lane
by Ruslan4ic October 05, 2023
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Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.
Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared
by Lil QuaQua February 23, 2012
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