markiplier sandy vagina

What Markiplier called himself in “Markiplier makes: A sand castle”.

“I’m Markiplier sandy vagina.

by A guy with a friend named Zill March 26, 2020

Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

by six30two December 22, 2010

Vaginabomb 5000

A mixed drink made with 5 Hour Energy, Whiskey, and a splash of Coke. Serve chilled.

Man, those Vaginabomb 5000's knocked me off my ass last night.

by sexycorncob April 24, 2010

Vagina Noodles

The excess of vagina hairs that fall off a women's shedding vagina/pussy

I had many vagina noodles stuck in my teeth and mouth after I ate her out

by Dick Harold November 11, 2012

vagina anti-magnet

Someone who is a complete woman repellent.

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet

by thegroup June 19, 2013

vagina rocket

When you're pooping and you have a full tampon and it rockets out when you push.

Dude, I just did a vagina rocket so hard in your bathroom!

by ChaosPixie April 29, 2014