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A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.
Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.
by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018
mugGet the there's a jinn up your mom's assmug.

Warmin' up your sweet spot

This is the result of an activity that makes a person happy or puts them in the mood for love.
How do like warmin' up your sweet spot?

I love to have a glass of wine, a little jazz and cook a nice meal.
by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
mugGet the Warmin' up your sweet spotmug.

grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010
mugGet the grand slam it up your assmug.

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
mugGet the splinters up your arsemug.
Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.
Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro
by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018
mugGet the shove earphones up your nosemug.

12 inches up your mom

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........
by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021
mugGet the 12 inches up your mommug.

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