Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm

God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?

by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017

Twig

A weak-ass pussy ; a weak ass bitch

You’re such a fucking twig. You can’t even lift.

by what is life October 14, 2017

Twigging

Dogging in the woods

Alright lid... You seen Steven lately.

Yeah man, he was coching on Tues but gazza said he saw him twigging this afternoon down the waterpark

Sound..

by Oddie, western & coopey November 1, 2017

Twig

A term used in Manchester to describe a sound guy

"Aw that Liam Fray is a proper twig"

by Hjjv February 21, 2017

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016

Twig Piggler

Someone who is skinny but eats like a pig.

Jon is a twig piggler, he eats all day long and is still as skinny as a pole.

by Wins April 3, 2012

Twig

The size of your penis

Your penis is the size of a twig

by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019