Twig Piggler

Someone who is skinny but eats like a pig.

Jon is a twig piggler, he eats all day long and is still as skinny as a pole.

by Wins April 3, 2012

twig

a very skinny person

“oh that boy is such a twig”

by ..words.. April 7, 2020

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017

Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag

by Gorbachev the snake August 5, 2015

Twig

A weak-ass pussy ; a weak ass bitch

You’re such a fucking twig. You can’t even lift.

by what is life October 14, 2017

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016