Turkish carvery

Alternative term for a doner kebab.

First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.

Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.

Rupert: Fancy a bit of Turkish carvery after this round?

Charlie: Totally down for that!

by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021

Turkish Mohawk

The result when one gives oneself a pubic haircut.

He didn't like the idea of waxing or visiting a salon, so he gave himself a Turkish mohawk.

by Snark Twain July 14, 2016

Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.

Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!

by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip

Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night

by jeff medrala February 5, 2020

Turkish Toothbrush

A turkish toothbrush occurs after the act of oral sex. Once the man is ready to cum, he pulls out of the females mouth and proceeds to say "SMILE!" she then smiles,exposing her teeth in the process. Then the man will cum all over her teeth. He then uses his cock to spread the cum all around her teeth. Almost using his cock as a "toothbrush".

Last night Oliva had one to many sweets, so Teddy decided to help her out and give her a Turkish Toothbrush.

by Heston "hotshot" Merthemishtickereez June 27, 2006

turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...

Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...

by Smoka April 28, 2006

turkish Rambo

Very powerful Rambo-like hero from Turkey. Usually Rambo kicks ass and then asks questions. This guy just kicks ass. He has the ability to break walls with bare hands, avoid any bullets even if a whole goddamn freaking army is shooting at him and of course to find grenades everywhere he goes. He usually kills with bazooka, bad look or just breaks some necks. Even if he blows up something far away from his enemies they still die painfully with some ketchup on their faces. He also loved some turkish slut but I didn't qiute follow that part. His brothers in law are Chuck Norris and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Dude#1 - Omg Osama ben Laden is so evil!
Dude#2 - I hope the turkish Rambo will shoot his ass with his mini bazooka!

by sick_mind January 10, 2008