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Trophy Dyke

Term used for a young girl/woman whose coming-out is near-instantly accompanied with her promotion to best friend status with every random "progressive" female friend/acquaintance who "always wanted a gay bestie". The Trophy Dyke's new-found legion of "best friends" religiously emphasize on her sexual orientation during any conversation with her or in her presence, apart from showering her with unsolicited (and often inappropriate) attention.
"Stop parading me around town like I'm your Trophy Dyke"
by AbstractiGirl January 14, 2015
mugGet the Trophy Dykemug.

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.
Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.
by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013
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trophy mama

A sexy hot woman who also happens to be a mother.
Me and my trophy mama went dancing last night .
by White Bear Movemnet May 14, 2016
mugGet the trophy mamamug.

Life Trophy

Life trophies are usually brought up in conversation to illustrate how awesome a person thinks they are.

You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.
Eddie: What do you do this weekend?

Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.

Eddie: nice life trophy.
by runtyrun December 13, 2010
mugGet the Life Trophymug.

Accidental Trophy

A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.
by Brainass June 7, 2021
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Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
mugGet the Trophy Beardmug.

Trophy fingers

Whenever a dude fingers a girl and offers his fingers for his mates to sniff afterwards
I've just been with jenny. Who wants a sniff of my trophy fingers!
by P J Row September 7, 2015
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