rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014

Lubricated Trombone

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick

Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin

by anonymous May 10, 2023

Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

by omarstones July 9, 2014

Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018

Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.

This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.

by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014

trombone pull

This is the loveing and sensual act of taint stimulization while simultaneously fingering the asshole and blowing into the pee pee hole ( man or women ).

I feel like we have reached the next level of our relationship, let's try a Trombone Pull in the back of my Ford Fiesta.

by 295! September 16, 2017

Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.

Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.

by Sockth January 25, 2019