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Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018
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Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.
If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.
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trombone pull

This is the loveing and sensual act of taint stimulization while simultaneously fingering the asshole and blowing into the pee pee hole ( man or women ).
I feel like we have reached the next level of our relationship, let's try a Trombone Pull in the back of my Ford Fiesta.
by 295! September 16, 2017
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French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.
"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."
by Sockth December 9, 2018
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Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.
Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?
by omarstones July 9, 2014
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Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.
This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.
by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014
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Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.
George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.
by Nimesh June 12, 2017
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