A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding

“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”

by Anonчмous February 5, 2025

underground rap trauma

A mental disorder when listening to underground rap (ex. Lucki, Jaydes or Bunii) becomes unbearable, due to the prior use of using such music to cope with traumas. Hence making the music revoke those traumas.

Carter: “Dude I can’t listen to you anymore, it just reminds me of when I was in a really bad place, im sorry.”

Jaydes: “No man, That’s ok. You’re suffering from Underground rap trauma. I’ve been there before.”

by onezue February 16, 2025

Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.

Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo

by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025

Trauma Tourist

A person who enjoys reliving or seeing other people sharing trauma.

That person is such a trauma tourist.

by AlbatrossAnchor March 2, 2025

Trauma Queen

Trauma Queen (noun): A person who fixates on others’ past traumas, often bringing them up casually or repeatedly, under the guise of conversation or concern, but in a way that reopens wounds rather than supports healing.

I was having a great day until Lisa, the ultimate trauma queen, casually brought up my ex and that whole mess from three years ago—like, why?"

by MamaLucy March 12, 2025

Indian Institute of Trauma

They are the hottest, coolest, funniest, craxx machaxx person in the room. Everybody loves them. Closeted LGBT, closeted corporate hater. Their thoughts are divine.

Hey, do you know Indian Institute of Trauma?
Yes! They're the best meme page ever!

by iit6774 November 24, 2021