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Kalinka transport

A Russian company from Spartanburg SC that is known for having old Volvos known as Volvo mafias with poop holes inside the floor. Their best drivers nikolay drives 20 hours a day and changes log books doing reefer from South Carolina to Oregon and back. Legend says he sleeps 3 hours a day and calls trackensure all day. The owner kostya and his wife only paid 35$ in taxes because they make their drivers pay their own 1099 using the company's equipment. Typical Russian company
Kalinka transport a typical Russian company maybe a bit worse or better still a bad company don't work unless you want a bad csa score and not getting paid
by Kalinka transport March 26, 2024
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elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
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In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.

- similar to UPS
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means of transport

Medios de transporte
A means of transport
Many means of transport
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